Sun, 28 October 2007
Max's Halloween Special. He Reads From Alvin Schwartz's More Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark. Boo!
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Good Evening. This is Larry Johnson welcoming you to Radio Star Max’s Halloween show. OOO!! Now here’s Max with...ah!! It’s a werewolf! Stop you beast...HELP... SAVE Mee...
Uh, Larry? Oh you’re here. Are you ready for some scary stories from the book More Scary Stories to tell in the dark?? Is that a yes? Good. Beware. YOU’RE IN FOR A SCARE!! Ha ha ha ha!!
Sandra and Leslie were good little girls. They lived with their Mom and brother, Matt. Their father was a sailor out at sea. One day the girls were playing in the meadow. They saw a girl playing with a drum. May we have the drum they asked. No said the girl. I will only give it to you if you do bad things. The two girls ran home and were very bad. The next day they went back to the field. They told the girl all that they did. That is not bad enough said the girl. So Sandra and Leslie ran home and did horrible things. If you do not stop this bad behavior Matt and I will leave and your new Mother will have a wooden tail and glass eyes their Mother warned. The girls ignored this and continued doing bad things. The next day they went to the girl and once again told all of what they did. What!? The girl said. We were just playing a game. I thought you knew that. The two girls gulped and ran all the way home. When they got there no one was home. Uh, Mom and Matt probably just went to the store Sandra said. I hope so Leslie answered. The girls played in the meadow some more. When they got home candles were lit in the house. See Sandra bragged. The girls looked in the window. They gasped. There in the chair their new Mother sat. Her wooden tail tap, tap, tapping on the floor. Her glass eyes glistening in the candle light...
Pat the butcher:
Pat was the nice neighborhood butcher. One day he and his wife had an argument. Pat killed her and buried her bones. He mad her into sausage. The people loved it. Pat decided that people sausage was a big hit. One day a plump school teacher came in the deli. Pat grabbed him and grounded him up. The next day Pat’s dentist came in. Pat grabbed her and grounded her up. One by one adults, kids, puppies, and kitties started disappearing. But no one suspected Pat. One day a big fat kid came in. Pat grabbed him but the kid escaped! Pat chased the kid down the street waving a butcher knife. Now everyone knew what had happened to all the people. No one quite knows what happened that day. Some say Pat was fed to his grinder. Others say he was chase out of town by an angry mob. No one knows so you decide...
The brown suit:
A women’s husband had just died. He was laying in the coffin beside another coffin with another man in it. I don’t mean to bother you but my husband always liked a brown suit. Can you switch them the women asked. Sure said the grave keeper. 1 hour later the women came back. How did you do that so fast she asked. I simply switched their heads answered the grave keeper.